Friday, June 27, 2008

No Fried Food for the Dems

Wonder which brainiac came up with this idea. There will be no fried foods at the Dem convention. No fried chicken, no fried green tomatoes, no fried foi gras. So, on top of railing against corporations and crying about the world being sooooo unfair, they will all be hungry. Great plan!

Being the capitalist that I am, however, I am forced to take advantage of this situation. I am setting up shop right across the street. My offerings will include fried oreos, fried snickers bars, fried ice cream, chicken fried steak, fried chicken and anything else I can throw some batter on and drop in a huge vat of boiling oil.

On the other hand, this may result in me spending WAY too much time with Bill Clinton.