Thursday, July 10, 2008

New Weapons Technology for Iran

Once again the capitalist in me has taken over. I am in negotiations to team up with an obviously ingenious poster on LGF who goes by the sobriquet “Occasional Reader”. Our project encompasses selling weapons technology to Iran.

Sparked by Iran’s radar-evading torpedoes, we’ve gone to the basement and engineered a non-ferrous subsonic ballistic munitions paired with an environmentally sound bio-fueled launching mechanism to create Iran’s most perfect weapons system to date. I’ll keep everyone posted on our progress.

(Psssstttt! Barry – if you want to keep this technology “in house” so to speak, give me a ring. We can work a discounted rate and you can debut this baby the next time someone questions your abilities to protect this great country of ours)

(Special thanks to OR who came up with the ballistics munitions bit)