What a tangled web you have woven, dear Barry. That speech you gave on race? The one we were told that was second only to the Gettysburg Address? Apparently that was then, for now it has become birdcage liner.

Oh Barry. You claimed you could no more disown Rev. J. Wright than your could your white grandmother. Yet here we stand today with you sending the Reverend directly to Siberia, do not pass go, do not collect $200. Why, why this cruel change of heart, I beseech you to tell me? Ok, enough drama. You did tell us. You cited three things – three “divisive and destructive” things that forced you to finally send the old guy packing and these things were (drum roll please):

The claim that AIDS was invented by the U.S. Government to commit genocide
The claim the Louis Farrakhan was a great man
The claim that 9/11 was a result of US terrorism

Wait a minute, though Barry O. These are not shocking revelations. These are the things we Rethuglicans have been yelling about for, oh I don’t know, your entire darn campaign. The only new thing here is where our good Reverend decided to spew his venom. Was this what upset you? Because you couldn’t deny, deny and deny some more (I did not have spiritual relations with that Reverend!)?

Barry HUSSEIN Obama, you gots problems right now. I’ll give you one little hint that may be of slight help. The story that you thought the Weathermen were some goofy 60s rock band WILL NOT WORK. Abort this plan now.