Friday, August 29, 2008

The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats


Jimmy Carter on McCain.


John McCain on Barack Obama

Enough said.

Its Sarah Palin!

Excellent, excellent choice. A girl with guns, what could be better? Seriously, I have been a Sarah Palin fan for awhile, as was noted earlier. She is a real conservative, she is fiscally responsible, she is ethical. Her oldest son is in the Army and getting ready to deploy to Iraq. Now let's sit back and wait for the Dems to begin demonizing...

PS - Obama's speech last night was a whole lot of rhetoric, nothing on implementation. Cheap health care, good jobs that can't go overseas, cheap fuel, college for all, blah blah blah. So, who is gonna pay for all the swag I wonder. Please take special note of this: Obama GUARANTEED direct diplomacy will deter Russia and prevent Iran from obtaining nukes. As noted previously and on multiple occasions, this guy is a moron.

One more thing - "marching united into our future", the search lights going straight up and that closing music was nothing short of creepy.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

What Can Your Government Do For You?

Clearly I am a masochist. I've been watching the commun…I mean Dem convention. Its mind numbing to be honest. They could have saved a lot of money by just saying “give me a big government hand out” and moving on. But no, we had to listen to Michelle H. Obama drone on in a really, really ugly dress. We were all supposed to be moved because, get this, Barack actually went to the hospital BOTH TIMES Michelle gave birth and THEN HE HELPED BRING THE BABY HOME. What a guy. I mean who else has a husband that would do such things to support his wife? Hasn't accomplished jack taco, but he drove those babies home. Vote for him!

Of note was the spiel on "the world as it is" schtick. As much as Michelle wants us to believe her husband came up with this thought, we know better. Yes, Michelle, you may be used to deceiving the idiots that support your husband, but you won't fool the rest of us. This gem of a statement comes from Marxist Saul Alinsky's book Rules for Radicals: "Unable to come to grips with the world as it is, they retreat in any confrontation with the younger generation with that infuriating cliché, ". Mr. Alinsky was a "community organizer" in Chicago. Sound familiar? He also advocated the actions of the Weathermen in the same book as this was a call for Social Revolution. Interesting that B. Obama has that dirty little connection to William Ayers, isn't it? Oh, and Hillary Clinton's thesis was on who else but Saul Alinsky. This should scare the pants off you if you are somewhat rational.

So tonight I am back at it watching, hoping for some sort of excitement. No dice. I tried to make it a bit more fun by turning the snooze fest into a drinking game. I thought every time someone says “change” I would drink. I soon realized I would be comatose in about 3 minutes and miss all the umm – excitement. So I changed it up to “tax breaks for corporations”, that too proved dangerous. Next was Bush’s America. I couldn't get past just how dumb that really is, it ruined the whole point of the game.

So here I sit watching this Warner guy point his slimy little finger at me while lecturing me on global warming, and how the government should provide me with everything. All together, all for each other he says. Yeah – well, I’ve seen what this party attracts outside the convention center and I am just going to have to say no thanks.

Oh, by the way, they’ve built a Mosque right there on the convention grounds. Any one find that a bit strange? (H/T Zombie via LGF)

Now for Queen Hillary. I thought there would be some fun. How disappointing. We hear Hillary, like Michelle, is a proud mother. Michelle was more convincing. She then forced (seriously) the words that everyone needs to get behind Barack. This explains the Orange Julius pant suit - the better to hide the impending puke.

She zinged Barry O with getting the correct state count AND the territories. Take that 3am text message! Ok, well, a bit of fun happened - Hillary was campaigning up there! She replayed the nameless characters of past, to include the marine. Why don't they have names? Methinks the exist just in her head. Hillary says Michelle is going to be a great first lady. Michelle just looked pissed. Seriously, seriously pissed.

Hillary did jump through the space/time continuum by saying we don't need "four more years of the last eight years". This was followed by a tease where she said they should all keep going. But they didn't. They stayed right there spewing nonsense.

The wrap up included the message the only hope for children is big government. And then she used G-d 80 billion times. Crowd roared. She campaigned waved. The end.

Will I be able to get through Bill tomorrow? Its gonna take a lot of caffeine, believe you me.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Thank You, B. Hussein Obama

Dear Barry O:

Thank you. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. You see, voting for McCain causes me great concern, and heartburn even. However each day you do something so moronic (like picking a guy for your VP that is the antithesis of your "change" message) I realize how important it is to ensure my chad is not hanging near the McCain name. You are convincing me that McCain is the right choice so that baby is going to be punched clean and clear. I am feeling better and better about my vote as this campaign rolls along.

You have given a gift not just to me, but to Team McCain. This group has created not one but TWO ads within 24 hours using only quotes from your side of the fence proving you are a nincompoop. The Biden one was ironic and funny, but this one? Priceless. The only thing that could possibly be funnier is if McCain picked Hillary to be his VP. We would have our guy on War and she could work over Congress and the Senate. - I AM KIDDING, TEAM McCAIN! IT IS A JOKE! DO NOT RUN WITH THIS! - ed.

Keep it up, Barry. You are doing a great job.

Yours Truly,


Saturday, August 23, 2008

Obama / Biden - For Reals

The One has chosen. No wonder he waited until 3 am to make this announcement, he wanted to limit the collective laughter. Either that or he was timing it for the Euros as it was 7am in Germany when this text went out. Auchtung, baby.

Seriously, Camp Obama plucked this roll out up and how. If they can't get a VP announcement roll out to work, how the heck is this group going to run our country? It was an announcement, Barry! Again, free advice. Next time do a press conference. Even YOU can handle this. You can have a teleprompter, too. Oh, don't let Biden write the announcement, though. There is no telling where it really came from.

Let's have a cup of coffee and analyze this. Biden. How does Biden help Barack? Enquiring minds want to know. Did everyone else say "Thank you, but no"? Or did Barack deploy the old trick "if you want to look thin, stand next to someone really fat" rule. In this case, Barry needs to look smarter, so he is standing next to someone more stupid than he.

In an interesting bit of history, Biden was all about having McCain join the Kerry ticket in 04. Wonder how that is going to be reconciled. Let's not forget where Biden stated the presidency is not the place for on the job training. The writing staff over at Team McCain had their job just get infinitely easier. Oh look! It took them about 3 seconds to prepare this gem!

For those of you wanting change, what you are left with is someone who has spent the last 36 years in the Senate. At this point I suggest you hang your hat on the hope part of this campaign - its your best bet. Off for some Dunkin' Donuts. Let me brush up on my Indian accent.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

This Must've Stung

After picking on John McCain's shoe choice fell flat, another goofy ad emerges. This time the Barry O ad (snicker) attempts a guilt by association attack. Could no one in Camp Obama see the irony here? Could no one say "ummm..perhaps this isn't a door we should open?" Well, it was opened, baby, and Team McCain responded thusly:

“Barack Obama’s ad is ridiculous. Because of John McCain, corruption was exposed and people like Jack Abramoff went to jail.
“However, if Barack Obama wants to have a discussion about truly questionable associations, let’s start with his relationship with the unrepentant terrorist William Ayers, at whose home Obama’s political career was reportedly launched. Mr. Ayers was a leader of the Weather Underground, a terrorist group responsible for countless bombings against targets including the U.S. Capitol, the Pentagon and numerous police stations, courthouses and banks. In recent years, Mr. Ayers has stated, ‘I don’t regret setting bombs … I feel we didn’t do enough.’
“The question now is, will Barack Obama immediately call on the University of Illinois to release all of the records they are currently withholding to shed further light on Senator Obama’s relationship with this unrepentant terrorist?” –McCain spokesman Brian Rogers


Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Oh Please Not Lieberman!

This ought to be the year of the Democrat. We handed them this election. They, kindly, handed it back to us in the form of Barack Hussein Obama. We do not need to reciprocate by doing something equally dumb like putting Lieberman on OUR ticket. If this is more than a really bad…rumor, we have effectively elected Mr. Obama.

For the McCain camp, let me put this is terms you might be able to understand. Do you see B.H. Obama contemplating Newt Gingrich as a running mate? No? Why might that be? BECAUSE HE IS ON THE OTHER TEAM!

McCain kicked butt at the Saddleback church. That is the A game that needs to continue. Let’s not bring a D player into this mix. What about Sarah Palin? She is pro-life, she is conservative, and she is advocating drilling in her state. She would throw the Dems for a loop and provide us with a great candidate. Because she is not an idiotic choice it probably won’t happen in this twilight zone election.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tilting at Windmills

Well, well, well. Something just didn’t feel right with Mr. T. Boone Pickens’ media blitz regarding wind power. It’s been too much, the man is freakin’ everywhere. I thought to myself, you know, you are paranoid. This gentleman contributed lots o’money to get republicans in office this last election. Alas I discover I am not paranoid, I am right.

Our down home guy Boone here is NOT donating lots to the republicans for this campaign. Now why would this be? Wonder if it has something to do with Ms. Nancy Pelosi’s 100,000 investment in his selling the wind scheme. Yes, in fact, the woman who has reached the stretch goal of being worst speaker of the house bought 20,000 shares of Mr. Pickens’ clean energy fuels corp. in May of 2007. To add to the mystery, CLNE is the sole sponsor of a proposal in California to have $5 billion (with a B) of state funds and $5 billion (another B) of federal funds sent to CLNE to help create the ginormous wind farm in the Texas panhandle. Amazing coincidence, wouldn’t you say?

In the fine print of this plan is a little proposal by T. Boone to take private control of water which CLNE will then sell back to the big cities. The water will get there via big ol’ pipes on land that is gotten from (wait for it) eminent domain. Huh. The end result? Family farms out of business. Yeah, that sounds like a winner plan to me.

The heart of the Pickens Plan is to concentrate energy and water into the hands of corporations – well, one corporation, Mesa Energy, owned by none other than Mr. Pickens. It banks on keeping oil prices high and populating the misguided belief in global warming. End result is a financial windfall for Mr. Pickens and Ms. Pelosi – as well as some other lefty nutcases.

Read more here.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Obama wants UN to Condemn Russia

In another amazing display of utter moronic thought, Barack Obama wants the UN to pass a resolution condemning Russia for its attack on Georgia. Perhaps one of Barry O's 300 advisers might have thought to make mention of Russia's VETO POWER in the UN Security Council. I know! Let's make him President! Hope! Change! Complete Cluelessness!

My questions for the Dems:

A few questions I’d like answered from a Dem:

1.Can you tell me one thing Barack Obama has said that actually contains substance?
2. Do you think its ok to hang out with Terrorists?
3. Is it reasonable to say you’ve spent 20 years with someone but were not aware they said hateful things about America and white people?
4.I s it ok for a Presidential Candidate to remove the American Flag from his plane for the first time in history? He is running for POTUS, by the way.
5. Do you think getting campaign contributions from the Middle East is a good thing?
6. Does it trouble you that Obama t-shirts are hip in Iran?
7. Do you really think the government can spend your money better than you can?
8. Why is a 10% profit from the Oil Companies obscene, but an 18% tax from the government is a-ok?
9. Why do you even care if oppressive dictators from countries like Venezuela, Iran, Syria, etc. like us?
10. Why do you think socialized medicine is a good thing? Because its worked so well in Canada, France and Great Britain? Because the government has done such a bang up job with the other programs they run?
11. Why do you think paying higher taxes so that those who don’t feel like working don’t have too is a great plan?
12. Do you support freedom of speech? What if that speech might be offensive like saying oh, I don’t know, Merry Christmas?
13. History back to the 1600s shows a repeated behavior pattern of Muslims. NOTHING has changed; they want us converted or dead. Which one of those options do you chose?